2、The population of children re-planned to ban cola syrup to drink acute bronchitis。本人口儿重,拟禁绝可乐,改喝急支糖浆。
3、I'm not rich offspring! But I do the rich ancestors!我不是有钱人的后代!但是我要做有钱人的祖宗!
4、Fashion is very easy, so that the value of your decorations more than your intrinsic value, you're fashionable。时尚很容易,让你的装饰物的价值超过你的内在价值,你就时尚了。
5、People make mistakes, most of the time with the truth too much brains, and in the use of brains Shiyou too emotional。人犯错误,大半是该用真情时太过动脑筋,而在该用脑筋时又太感情用事。
6、Sacred and steadfast man's mission: first, to defend the motherland! Second, listen to their words of a woman!男人的使命神圣而坚定:一是保卫祖国!二是听自己女人的话!
7、Her thighs are too fat I twisted, but her arm。她胖得我大腿都拧不过她胳膊。
8、In the face of the facts, our imagination more developed, the more disastrous the consequences。在事实面前,我们的想象力越发达,后果就越不堪设想。
9、Like me, you will die thing?喜欢我一下,你会死嘛?
10、Time is really precious, and sent one second toilet robbed by others。时间真的很宝贵,就差一秒厕所就被其他人抢了。
11、The so-called love word is that you say something that did not believe, but you hope others would believe。所谓情话,就是你说了一些连自己都不相信的话,却希望对方相信。
12、When rivers and lakes with the legend, dissatisfaction city storm, sorry audience。当江湖有了传说,不满城风雨,是对不起观众的。
13、Come Yishui Han Feng Xiaoxiao, Xi you owe the money to repay!风萧萧兮易水寒,欠了钱兮你要还!
14、Brothers I first throw bricks jade despite smashing over。兄弟我先抛块砖,有玉的尽管砸过来。
15、Mature not mind getting older, but the tears still smile in the eyes of the spin。成熟不是心变老,而是眼泪在眼里打转却还保持微笑。
16、Do not believe in love at first sight, because you can not see at a glance how much money the other side。不要相信什么一见钟情,因为你不能一眼看出对方挣多少钱。
17、Grievances can be told, it is not wronged; take away the love, it is not love。能够说出的委屈,便不算委屈;能够抢走的爱人,便不算爱人。
18、If you were ten years younger I can say that you naive, but now I can only regret that you mentally。要是你再年轻十岁我可以说你幼稚,但现在我只能很遗憾的说你弱智。
19、Mountain can not be two tigers, except one male and one female。一山不容二虎,除非一公一母。
20、There are many ways to destroy friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money。毁灭友情的方式有许多,最彻底的一种是借钱。
21、Do good to me, let me tell you love or friendship。不要对我太好,让我分不清你是爱情还是友情。
22、Uniforms, giving stable while giving the feeling of respect, all the clothing is more or less uniform。制服,给人安稳的同时又给人尊敬的感觉,所有的服装或多或少都是制服。
23、People of non-mainstream, I still non-mainstream! Your non-mainstream, non-mainstream me who is who? If love, your love。人非主流,我仍非主流!非主流的你,非主流的我,谁是谁的谁?要是爱,请深爱。
24、Person's life at least once at first sight, it seems that I have made a lot of people live this life。人的一生至少要有一次一见钟情,那看来我已经让很多人不枉此生了。
25、Red is the ultimate sad medicine。红色是悲伤的终极良药。
26、People can not be too square, not too round, a wounding one will lead people away from you, so people should elliptical!人不能太方,也不能太圆,一个是会伤人一个是会让人远离你,因此人要椭圆!
27、Do you think the most sour feeling jealous? No, the most sour feeling is not right to be jealous。你以为最酸的感觉是吃醋吗?不是,最酸的感觉是没权吃醋。
28、Although your body spray cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum。虽然你身上喷了古龙香水,但我还能隐约闻到一股人渣味。
29、Clear and bright pupil, the MI, long eyelash tremble slightly, white flawless skin with light pink, thin lips like rose petals delicate drips。清澈明亮的瞳孔,弯弯的柳眉,长长的睫毛微微地颤动着,白皙无瑕的皮肤透出淡淡红粉,薄薄的双唇如玫瑰花瓣娇嫩欲滴。
30、Sacred and steadfast man's mission: first, to defend the motherland! Second, listen to their words of a woman!男人的使命神圣而坚定:一是保卫祖国!二是听自己女人的话!